Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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