if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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