I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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