I think scott just propositioned me for sex
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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