Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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