Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
tell me about the eggs
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