god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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