I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.