Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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