I like my sex mixed with concussions.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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