Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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