Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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