People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
why is half of my head shaved?
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