u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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