Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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