Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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