watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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