Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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