Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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