Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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