Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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