what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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