Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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