My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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