I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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