you win again, gameday.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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