I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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