Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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