just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Dicks are not precious.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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