wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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