im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
dude. I can hear the air.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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