If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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