i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
