my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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