And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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