I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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