i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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