but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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