Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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