Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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