sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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