Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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