u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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