her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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