Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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