Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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