I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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