fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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