We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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