when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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