so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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