hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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