So gin and wine won't be happening again
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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