Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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