why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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