So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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