I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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