She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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