Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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