whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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