Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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