i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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