he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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